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Kilgore Trout

👋 We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. Life is no way to treat an animal.

✍️ I’ve written Barring-gaffner of Bagnialto or This Year’s Masterpiece, The Big Board, The Era of Hopeful Monsters, First District Court of Thankyou, The Gospel from Outer Space, The Gutless Wonder, How You Doin’?, Maniacs in the Fourth Dimension, The Money Tree, Now It Can Be Told, Oh Say Can You Smell?, The Pan-Galactic Memory Bank, The Pan-Galactic Straw Boss, The Pan-Galactic Three-Day Pass, Plague on Wheels, The Smart Bunny, The Son of Jimmy Valentine, 2BR02B, Venus on the Half-Shell, Albert Hardy, An American Family Marooned on the Planet Pluto, Asleep at the Switch, Bunker Bingo Party, The Dancing Fool, Dog’s Breakfast, Dr. Schadenfreude, Empire State, Gilgongo!, Golden Wedding, Hail to the Chief, No Laughing Matter, The Planet Gobblers, The Protocols of the Elders of Tralfamadore, The Sisters B-36, This Means You, My Ten Years On Automatic Pilot, and The Wrinkled Old Family Retainer.

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